I was walking home when I found a DVD, which said 'Steamed Hams' I took it home and watched it. I wish I didn't.
When I put it on, it started off normally, except the roast wasn't ruined. He walked outside normally and there was screaming and hyper realistic blood stains. He walked back in and the superintendent said "Seymour hurry up or I'll kill you." So skinner finished. He began crying hyper realistic blood and it also came from his nose ears and mouth and he walked out with the tray, but it had heads and blood that were hyper realistic!!!! The superintendent looked for a moment and said "skinner i asked for arms not heads you idiot" and Skinner said "Die master. I betray you." and pulled out a hyper realistic shotgun.
skinner shot him in the nose and he died and his head bled with hyper realistic blood.
I screamed and didn't know what to do so I nuked the DVD so nobody else could see it.